Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
