she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It was confusing and full of hummus
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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