I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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