Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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