SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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