Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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