i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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