in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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