Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Randomize