Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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