sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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