im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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