let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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