Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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