Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
do herpes really smell.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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