check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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