Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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