That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
whose ass print is on the piano?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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