I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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