Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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