I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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