I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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