I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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