i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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