She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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