I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If that was your dad, he is hot
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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