did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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