thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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