I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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