That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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