no, he came in my armpit
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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