I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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