I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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