Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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