It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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