Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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