you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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