I'm jealous of your bromance
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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