If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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