i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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