The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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