Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
