Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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