I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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