awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Randomize
