nut hugger
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
The best revenge is premature balding
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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