I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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