So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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