Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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