The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
4 words: hood of his car
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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