Dual....:-)
This girl is more easily done than said...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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