This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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