Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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